Aliens

So what's the deal Katy? All I can say is: I love this video.

This was beautifully done. I haven't seen a MV like this in a long time. It matched the music perfectly. This is one of those MV's where I'm like, okay this needs to be a movie. I would watch it.

But most of all I was orgasm'ing all over the makeup. That is my dream someday. Celebrity Stylist, yes PLEASE.

But seriously, is this what Katy Perry thinks aliens are like? I'm down. I dig it. I just wish they'd show up BEFORE the apocalypse. Which brings up a good point: do I believe in aliens? Yes. Yes I do. Little green spacemen? Aw hell nah. But come on. We cannot be the ONLY life in the universe. That just seems illogical and egotistical. Whether you believe in creationism or evolution, it doesn't matter, both theories have room for other life forms.

Who's to say that a big bang couldn't of happened somewhere else, you know? Or that some god decided to try again in another solar system. I just wish I knew the truth. That's what bothers me the most. That in my lifetime, I'll never know. There are so many things that I'd love to see come to fruition but I know I won't.

Things I'd like to see:

• Aliens
• Robots that actually do stuff, like in Futurama
• Time travel
• Hover cars
• Laser guns
• Cheap plastic surgery
• Free university in the US
• Holographic TVs
• My great great great grandchildren. Like, visiting them as a ghost. Wooo!
• Corrective surgery to everyone that has to wear glasses, and it's FREE
• Women's rights

But like I said, most of that stuff if not all I won't see in my lifetime. Which is sad, but true. But thanks Katy Perry for being an inspiring force in my studies! One day I WILL be a celebrity stylist, and do crazy alien makeup for videos on youtube. I can hear the idiotic comments now...

Artist's depiction of myself on set with Kanye and Katy.